
Double blog. Boyfriends with knives. Go.

For some reason, everyone is frea…FUH REAAAKING out about my boyfriends new commercial for liquid plumber. He knows this shit is toxic and you shouldn’t use it, it goes back into THE FUCKING WATER!!! ASSHOLLESSSS
…however, he wasn’t sure how he was going to make rent for the next 22 months, so he took the gig. I will however say, I’m quite pleased that everyone is making a fuzz about his less attractive co star (plumber LEFT). Namely because that means I don’t have to loose my voice when people are talking about him, and I have to yell, “HEY! That’s MY boyfriend!!”
Suspect Boyfriend Info:
Troy James Knapp
White Male
5’ 10” Hazel Eyes Red or Auburn Hair
150 pounds (approximately)
DOB: 9/8/67 (44 years Old)
Tattoos: Chest, Left Arm, Right Arm, Neck Area, Back of Left Hand
Wanted For:
Being super cool and breaking into cabins in utah for about 5-6 years in winter and living off rich peoples booze, food, electric, and guns. Then running away into the woods and just chilling out there like a rad mother fucker. Dear Troy. If you getting tired of them coppers on your tail, and hanging with Master Bates, Come visit san franny!