
Come Cruise me at the Door. Free Before 11! Bring home a one night boyfriend! And a long term skin condition!!!

…omg Boyfriend. We are going TUBING….TUBING…on the river. You look amazing. Really. You do. I love you for it. But you really just need some cut off shorts, preferably short enough so your balls fall out every once in awhile…..Now Go Change. ….
Hey boyfriends. Sorry we’ve been missing. I’m working my balls off… What…? Omg calm down. It a figure of speech, stupid!!!! Miss you !!
Aye Aye Aye! It’s that time again! The second Saturday of the month is upon us and I’m sure by now, you’ve dumped that new years date. Time to find a new (temporary or not so) boyfriend!
Sorry for getting this on late! It’s been busy times…and now, what’s that you say? No electricity at mi casa? ! ? Who knew Tumbling from work was so easy!
…and oh. Don’t worry. My boyfriends all think the candles are “Romantic.." W.e.












