Oh, look! It's my new boyfriend!
mygaydad:
“ Hot as shit
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mygaydad:

Hot as shit

(Source: abeardedboy)

Come Cruise me at the Door. Free Before 11! Bring home a one night boyfriend! And a long term skin condition!!!

Come Cruise me at the Door.  Free Before 11!  Bring home a one night boyfriend!  And a long term skin condition!!!

…omg Boyfriend. We are going TUBING….TUBING…on the river. You look amazing. Really. You do. I love you for it. But you really just need some cut off shorts, preferably short enough so your balls fall out every once in awhile…..Now Go Change. ….

…omg  Boyfriend.  We are going TUBING….TUBING…on the river. You look amazing.  Really.  You do.  I love you for it.  But you really just need some cut off shorts, preferably short enough so your balls fall out every once in awhile…..Now Go Change.   ….

Oh Boyfriend! You are so High Contrasty!!!

Oh Boyfriend!  You are so High Contrasty!!!

My New Porn Star Boyfriend….He likes to cook for me. I like to let him.

My New Porn Star Boyfriend….He likes to cook for me.    I like to let him.

Hey boyfriends. Sorry we’ve been missing. I’m working my balls off… What…? Omg calm down. It a figure of speech, stupid!!!! Miss you !!

Hey boyfriends. Sorry we’ve been missing. I’m working my balls off… What…? Omg calm down. It a figure of speech, stupid!!!! Miss you !!

Aye Aye Aye! It’s that time again! The second Saturday of the month is upon us and I’m sure by now, you’ve dumped that new years date. Time to find a new (temporary or not so) boyfriend!
Sorry for getting this on late! It’s been busy times…and now,...

Aye Aye Aye!  It’s that time again!  The second Saturday of the month is upon us and I’m sure by now, you’ve dumped that new years date.  Time to find a new (temporary or not so) boyfriend!

Sorry for getting this on late!  It’s been busy times…and now, what’s that you say?  No electricity at mi casa?  !  ?  Who knew Tumbling from work was so easy!

…and oh. Don’t worry.  My boyfriends all think the candles are “Romantic.."  W.e.

It’s been so warm here in San Franny Poo that I’ve been wearing my “river shorts” the past two days! Don’t forget to moisturize those gams, gals! My river shorts are similar, though quite different, from the shorts my boyfriends are wearing here....

It’s been so warm here in San Franny Poo that I’ve been wearing my “river shorts” the past two days!  Don’t forget to moisturize those gams, gals!  My river shorts are similar, though quite different, from the shorts my boyfriends are wearing here.  They just love sailing.

My Boyfriend is calling to me. Come touch me!

My Boyfriend is calling to me.  Come touch me! 

My boyfriends haircut is making me think about….TWINS!!!!

My boyfriends haircut is making me think about….TWINS!!!!

Awww Look! My boyfriends all are cuddling to get the bed warm for me!
They are so thoughtful!

Awww Look!  My boyfriends all are cuddling to get the bed warm for me!

They are so thoughtful!

Oooghghhhhhh.
My Stout boyfriend.

Oooghghhhhhh.

My Stout boyfriend.

My Camo Santa Boyfriend, playing with his new toy.
Yah Yah Yah Yah. Blowin’ shit up!

My Camo Santa Boyfriend, playing with his new toy.

Yah Yah Yah Yah. Blowin’ shit up!

Ho Ho Ho! My boyfriend brings me presents! I Shove things up his chimney.

Ho Ho Ho!  My boyfriend brings me presents!  I Shove things up his chimney.