Oh, look! It's my new boyfriend!
Absolutely, and unequivocally my husband.

Absolutely, and unequivocally my husband.

Uh Oh! Boys with Line Tattoo’s are ALWAYS in fashion!

Uh Oh! Boys with Line Tattoo’s are ALWAYS in fashion!

This guy can NOT be real.

This guy can NOT be real.

Steelers Nation, Boyfriends, Absences, and Work.

Dearest Boyfriends.

Hello.
I know you think we’ve been collectively avoiding you.  But I swear we aren’t.  We still want you to give us blow jobs and eat us out while we eat pizza and smoke ciggie poos, but honestly lately, we’ve just been a bit busy!

One of us has been working a whole lot, and by a whole lot we mean, at all, cause usually they don’t very much, cause they are lazy.

One of us has been out of computer land for awhile, and has other things to think about instead of current boyfriends.  Like FUTURE boyfriends, drinking bloody mary’s, and looking tough.

Another of us has recently finished school and even more recently started their new exciting real time big boy job.  Soon he may even be boyfriend material, with a steady paying job, that will most likely provide for domestic partners and or rent boys and or lazy friends possibly from above who claim to be an “artist.”

The final of us has left the trappings of the world, and I think their actual physical boyfriend, but hopefully not their dog…to journey across a mythical land of thousands of little lakes in a kayak.

We love you all, and will try to make it up to you with only the best boyfriends from current adventurings very soon.

….What are you up to?

-Us.

P.S.  I know you’re sad and miss us, but really…there’s no need to get this wasted to wallow…..at least not if I’m not around..WAIT FOR ME!!!  LET’S PARTY!!!

Steelers season???!!!!! Despite having a disappointing go of it with the fucking Ravens…I am just as excited as the two in this picture!!!! Now, time to watch ALLL the Green Bay games and root against them.
Fucks… GO STILLERS!

Steelers season???!!!!!   Despite having a disappointing go of it with the fucking Ravens…I am just as excited as the two in this picture!!!!  Now, time to watch ALLL the Green Bay games and root against them.

Fucks…  GO STILLERS!

*sigh*
Oh Jerry.

*sigh*
Oh Jerry.

SAN FRANFAGGOTS!!!!! Don’t Forget!!! Tonight! Saturday the third!
LE PERLE!!!! This Saturday! Our 2 Year Anni!
*****On another note! Le Perle will soon undergo the knife for a name change, facelift, and a new night! Look for us starting in October on...

SAN FRANFAGGOTS!!!!!  Don’t Forget!!!  Tonight!  Saturday the third! 

LE PERLE!!!! This Saturday!  Our 2 Year Anni! 

*****On another note!  Le Perle will soon undergo the knife for a name change, facelift, and a new night!  Look for us starting in October on the second Saturdays of the month!  We haven’t decided on a name, but rest assured, there will still be hunky boyfriends for your viewing/cruising/taking home pleasure!

This one goes out to our fellow boyfriend contributor who is lazing away the weekend in Chattanooga, Tennessee! Hug his little neck!! I just hope he experiences some of that hospitality rumored to be so strong, from our southern boyfriends!

This one goes out to our fellow boyfriend contributor who is lazing away the weekend in Chattanooga, Tennessee!  Hug his little neck!! I just hope he experiences some of that hospitality rumored to be so strong, from our southern boyfriends!