No. Seriously. I’ve been looking for this shirt forever. I can’t believe my boyfriend is keeping it for hisself.
Uh DUHHHHHH VINYL IS MY OTHER boyfriend.
I just built a shelf to hold my growing collection of Vinyl Boyfriends…and shot my thumb with a nail gun. Butch Points.
So… last night i was at a party. I overheard a few of my boyfriends talking about a group they were in called………………….boyfriends. I jumped the table and immediately involved myself in this very important conversation. They told me it’s a collective they are putting together of beautiful hard working construction dudes that want to only take jobs that are cool and fun, where they get to be their wonderful delicious selves and not give a FUCK. THEY ARE SERIOUSLY CALLED BOYFRIENDS. Shirts, hats and cards available soon. I told them about our group and offered to take a promo picture for them, only if they take their shirts off though.
Boyfriends from afar.. please come visit. or i will beat you with my pearl hairbrush.












