Oh, look! It's my new boyfriend!
See you Saturday? I’ll be a little late….other job…..

See you Saturday?  I’ll be a little late….other job…..

Oh It’s cool. My boyfriend is just trying out his new motorcycle.

Uh… Cool.

Uh… Cool.

I’d be jealous, if I were the type, but my boyfriend looks so cute playing with his lil 220 Twin Lens…Awwww..

I’d be jealous, if I were the type, but my boyfriend looks so cute playing with his lil 220 Twin Lens…Awwww..

I told my boyfriend in another life that he had seriously misinterpreted what I meant when I told him I wanted to open up a little and start going hunting for bears together….
….but this was tooo cute. Boyfriend!

I told my boyfriend in another life that he had seriously misinterpreted what I meant when I told him I wanted to open up a little and start going hunting for bears together….

….but this was tooo cute.  Boyfriend!

Man’s Best Friend: His Dog.
Dog’s Best Friend: Truck Bed
My Best Boyfriend: One who kicks out our dog friend and bends over in his truck bed and let’s me….you get the point.

Man’s Best Friend: His Dog.
Dog’s Best Friend: Truck Bed
My Best Boyfriend: One who kicks out our dog friend and bends over in his truck bed and let’s me….you get the point.

My ex-boyfriend and I had to break up cause he started turning into a gym rat and wanted to cover all his exposed wood in his cabin with stucko walls, canary yellow.
The worst was when we realized he couldn’t touch his toes when I bent him over…cause...

My ex-boyfriend and I had to break up cause he started turning into a gym rat and wanted to cover all his exposed wood in his cabin with stucko walls, canary yellow. 
The worst was when we realized he couldn’t touch his toes when I bent him over…cause he was too beefy….

But that beard got me everytime. I must admit it was kinda hard to walk away from.

I don’t see anything, anywhere about when the pants come back on.
BOYFRIEND.

I don’t see anything, anywhere about when the pants come back on.

BOYFRIEND.

yes. Please.

yes. Please.

(Source: theformallife)

YES BOYFRIEND! !!! !! GET ITT~~~
GET IT GET IT GET IT! PAAAARRTTTYYYYYYYYY

YES BOYFRIEND! !!! !! GET ITT~~~

GET IT GET IT GET IT!  PAAAARRTTTYYYYYYYYY

WE WANT BEER!
AND DICK!!!!!!!
HELLA DICK AND BEER! ………. BUT NO BEER DICK!!!!

WE WANT BEER! 
AND DICK!!!!!!!

HELLA DICK AND BEER! ………. BUT NO BEER DICK!!!!

I TAKE THE GOOFY ONE
….I call him and say….“COME HERE”

I TAKE THE GOOFY ONE

….I call him and say….“COME HERE”