Oh, look! It's my new boyfriend!
DUH.

DUH.

After a rollicking romp in his bum, my boyfriend was spent, and decided to nap in the most comfortable way he knew of…
Bless…

After a rollicking romp in his bum, my boyfriend was spent, and decided to nap in the most comfortable way he knew of…
Bless…

Look at my boyfriend washing out our cups for morning coffee! So sweet and tender!

Look at my boyfriend washing out our cups for morning coffee!  So sweet and tender!

Yeh. Sup. Your all in boyfriend jail… suck it.

Yeh. Sup. Your all in boyfriend jail… suck it. 

ME OW

ME OW

He likes Jurassic Park.  And is wry and dry and witty.

At First I was like…. Muscle Milk?  Boyfriends….don’t compete!  You are both special in your own way…Keep your neck!

Then I was all….Hmmmm I’m kinda really uncomfortable.

Then I was like…Hmm…I wish You guys would have called me to come dance, too.  I’m versed in three way things.  Let’s all have a dance party in the parking lot…..TO GE THER.

Thanks to Justin for this one.

OMG HINES WARD IS SOOOOO CUUUUTTTTEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Yes.

Yes.

I felt like our fellow boyfriend post'r who is outta house temporarily might enjoy this, his new boyfriend.

I felt like our fellow boyfriend post'r who is outta house temporarily might enjoy this, his new boyfriend.

Spread em, boyfriend!

Spread em, boyfriend!

This boyfriend & i recently broke up because he loved is dick  gazelle more than he loved me. Which is really fine cus i’m over my textin limit dis month and have to shed a few boyfriends anyway. Holla. LIFE WORKS OUT.

This boyfriend & i recently broke up because he loved is dick  gazelle more than he loved me. Which is really fine cus i’m over my textin limit dis month and have to shed a few boyfriends anyway. Holla. LIFE WORKS OUT.