
My new ex-boyfriend was all, “Oh you want to go to this beach I know called glass beach” and I was all…bitch. I new about glass beach before you knew how to kayak.

My new ex-boyfriend was all, “Oh you want to go to this beach I know called glass beach” and I was all…bitch. I new about glass beach before you knew how to kayak.

Two of us are sick babes. Will you please come take care of us! Wipe our wet, dripping….noses? Or at least make us tubs of warm whiskey..I mean..uhm, healthy hot toddy’s?

This guy is my boyfriend mainly because I can tell that he won’t judge me based on the messiness of my bedroom, as his looks like mine.

HAHAHAHAHA!!!! This makes me laugh for the same reasons as the previous akward dildo post, HERE.
Although, he does have extra points for being on a quad.