Oh, look! It's my new boyfriend!
Ok, Ok. I know I know. This dude is not really my boyfriend.
He is too “Gym Bod Beefcake” for me. The kinda guy who is huge..but is a pencil pusher.
Gimme some meat with some PURPOSE….anyway…I digress.
I know…He even has chin straps, BUT I repeat! He...

Ok, Ok. I know I know.  This dude is not really my boyfriend.
He is too “Gym Bod Beefcake” for me.  The kinda guy who is huge..but is a pencil pusher. 
Gimme some meat with some PURPOSE….anyway…I digress.
I know…He even has chin straps, BUT I repeat!  He is NOT my boyfriend….
…However, his record collection is.  And whenever there is a dick near records…it’s really rude to not share.

a boyfriend i can cook and bake with!

a boyfriend i can cook and bake with!

Also: I want to see the picture taken RIIIIIIIIGHT after this one.

Also: I want to see the picture taken RIIIIIIIIGHT after this one.

Also spotted in the woods. My other boyfriend who insisted I go naked deer hunting with him and his three big guns.

Also spotted in the woods.  My other boyfriend who insisted I go naked deer hunting with him and his three big guns.

Spotted! Camo Boyfriend on Quad trek through the mountains in search of me, after I went on a whiskey bender.

Spotted!  Camo Boyfriend on Quad trek through the mountains in search of me, after I went on a whiskey bender.

Yes. please. Cutie Babe. Beer N. Shower.

Yes. please. Cutie Babe. Beer N. Shower.

here’s a ginger for my fellow boyfriend blogger!

here’s a ginger for my fellow boyfriend blogger!