Oh, look! It's my new boyfriend!
Also: 1) Apparently my accidental red head thing is coming back. This has been going on since high school, when 4 out of 5 friends of mine were gingers…. And involves me not consciously fetishising the red heads, but unconsciously being drawn to...

Also: 1) Apparently my accidental red head thing is coming back.  This has been going on since high school, when 4 out of 5 friends of mine were gingers…. And involves me not consciously fetishising the red heads, but unconsciously being drawn to them.

Also : 2) WTF I want these shorts!  Someone find out what they are and buy them for me…or make them for me.  You would be the best boyfriend ever. Esp if you have red hair.

OH FUCK YES!

OH FUCK YES!

YES.

YES.

yes.

yes.

Ughhhhh…
…….WHY ISN’T IT SUMMER YET?

Ughhhhh…

…….WHY ISN’T IT SUMMER YET?

my friend sent this to me in an e-mail, and when i clicked to save the attachment it was titled:
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my friend sent this to me in an e-mail, and when i clicked to save the attachment it was titled:
sexy seal man lover boy dooo hicky.jpg

Fellow haver of boyfriends, aren’t these your boyfriends?

Fellow haver of boyfriends, aren’t these your boyfriends?

Soooo….
…I’ve always had a “history go back in time hang out in the factory” crush on….

Soooo….
…I’ve always had a “history go back in time hang out in the factory” crush on….

Did I post this?

Did I post this?

The effect Michael Fassbender has on horses while shooting a movie.
“…Michael’s crotch has the stuff that makes horses drop their fifth leg and dream of turning his cheeks into a feedbag, and she learned about this during rehearsals. The Reverse...

The effect Michael Fassbender has on horses while shooting a movie.

“…Michael’s crotch has the stuff that makes horses drop their fifth leg and dream of turning his cheeks into a feedbag, and she learned about this during rehearsals. The Reverse Equus presented by Mia Wasikowska:

“Michael had a very… huge effect on any horse he got on. There was a horse on the third day of filming [when] we were shooting the scene where Jane and Rochester meet, and every time Michael hopped on the horse it got a huge erection. And he’d get off and they’d run the poor thing around the block to try to make it go away, and he’d hop on it again and it would happen all over again, and they’d have to get him off and run it around.

It happened in rehearsals and then on the day of shooting. So it was great.”

It’s easy to laugh at this, but it could’ve ended with Michael getting an anal graft on a surgeon’s table. Michael’s horse could’ve had a "moment” mid-gallop and BOOM! Horse dick hitting the ground like an anchor! Michael would’ve flown over his horse’s head and landed ass up on the dirt. Michael’s ass in the air + a ready-to-party horse - lube = not a good scene.“ courtesy of Dlisted.

Psuedo boyfriend poll: Did you come to the hot spot?
Hey SF Faggots.
This is what you’re doing this Saturday night.
See you there.

Hey SF Faggots.
This is what you’re doing this Saturday night.
See you there.