Oh, look! It's my new boyfriend!
This ones for the Pittsburgh Kiddies…
….How did I tumble upon a picture of twenty something U.Pitt students trying to look bored and cool in a Crazy Mocha on tumblr? This is NOT my boyfriend, and is NOT what belongs on dick blogs.
*so…I guess I’m...

This ones for the Pittsburgh Kiddies…

….How did I tumble upon a picture of twenty something U.Pitt students trying to look bored and cool in a Crazy Mocha on tumblr?  This is NOT my boyfriend, and is NOT what belongs on dick blogs.
  *so…I guess I’m sorry I’m reposting it?

Me Ow.

Me Ow.

Oh, Boyfriend, thanks for sharing your ciggie poos! And your new camo hat is sooo nice!

Oh, Boyfriend, thanks for sharing your ciggie poos!  And your new camo hat is sooo nice!

queerrilla:
“ What do you say? Want to sleep with me? Ooook…
”
Here Here. Mmmmm

queerrilla:

What do you say? Want to sleep with me? Ooook…

Here Here. Mmmmm

bearwaldorf:
“ you have a cat mask right?
”

bearwaldorf:

you have a cat mask right?

drusillabloeme:

lgbtlaughs:

I found this on notalwaysright.com:

(My job is to call people and pitch the brand of make-up my company sells. I call and an obviously really young girl answers the phone.)

Little Girl: “Hello?”

Me: “Hi, may I talk to the lady of this residence?”

Little Girl: “That’s me.”

Me: “I mean, may I talk to your mom?”

Little Girl: “I have two dads.”

Me: “Oh well, never mind then. Have a nice day!”

Little Girl: “Wait! Why did you call?”

Me: “I’m selling make-up.”

Little Girl: “Oh! One of my daddies loves that stuff, it makes him look pretty when he goes dancing! Let me give him the phone! Dad! Dad! Some girl wants to make you look pretty!”

(Submitted by Elliebuzz)

This is fucking awesome.

3 DAY WEEKEND : TONIGHT I WILL DO THIS ALOT

I have no idea what this band, Four Year Strong, sounds like.
I imagine it is terrible pop driven “punk” about picking boogers and fingering your girlfriend. But I don’t want to know it for sure…that would maybe destroy how cute some of them...

I have no idea what this band, Four Year Strong, sounds like.
I imagine it is terrible pop driven “punk” about picking boogers and fingering your girlfriend.  But I don’t want to know it for sure…that would maybe destroy how cute some of them are.

Yowwza!

Oh look. It’s my new boyfriend who is still eating brunch in front of me as I live and breath.

Oh look. It’s my new boyfriend who is still eating brunch in front of me as I live and breath.

*sigh*
Not only am I mad at my soon to be ex-husband Brett, for shaving his beard soon….*See Here*
…I’m also mad that the money he’s making from it is going to the UPMC Childrens Cancer programs…not cause I’m a horrible monster and hate children with...

*sigh*
Not only am I mad at my soon to be ex-husband Brett, for shaving his beard soon….*See Here*


…I’m also mad that the money he’s making from it is going to the UPMC Childrens Cancer programs…not cause I’m a horrible monster and hate children with cancer (though I could have a long conv. about that with you if you asked me)…but because that fucking hospital ruined my old neigborhood.


And NOT ONLY THAT…. but it’s all compounded by the fact that this VERY DAY….is the blow out R.I.P. Gay Frat Haus party at the old haus…. and why are the current roommates vacating? 
….Because…it was sold….to a DOCTOR…FROM UPMC!

BRETT I WANT SOOOO MUCH ALIMONY!!!!

This is what I am imagining all the men in town for IBR are looking/feeling like today….
…Oh…Who’s a soggy, bottom, bear!!!

This is what I am imagining all the men in town for IBR are looking/feeling like today….
…Oh…Who’s a soggy, bottom, bear!!!

Yes!

Yes!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH