Oh, look! It's my new boyfriend!
I forgot all about my locust boyfriends.
Drop the shorts, keep the mask.

I forgot all about my locust boyfriends.

 Drop the shorts, keep the mask.

Meet my new neighbor.
Can a machine be a boyfriend? Can a boyfriend be a machine? Because i pay my boyfriend machine, does that make him a prostitute? Can a prostitute be a boyfriend? Can i have another?

Meet my  new neighbor.

Can a machine be a boyfriend? Can a boyfriend be a machine? Because i pay my boyfriend machine, does that make him a prostitute?  Can a prostitute be a boyfriend?  Can i have another?

It’s that time of the month boyfriends.

Skip on down to Market and Polk to the ol’ Hot Spot for some sexy menz tonight.

I will be back on door after leaving early last month due to a toofache!  I feel better now, but be sure to buy me some whiskey, just in case it starts hurting again!  And if you come tell me you saw it on Oh Look It’s My New Boyfriend! 

Until then!

I usually don’t like boyfriends with calves bigger than mine. But I suppose this time I’ll let it slide….through my hands while I’m lifting them above my head. CHA! BAM!

I usually don’t like boyfriends with calves bigger than mine.  But I suppose this time I’ll let it slide….through my hands while I’m lifting them above my head. CHA!  BAM!

My Boyfriend looked at me confused, “What do you mean…you have other boyfriends?”

My Boyfriend looked at me confused, “What do you mean…you have other boyfriends?”

For the sake of fucking, fuck the boy.
Shoot the boy, take the puppies.
Eat the puppies.
Take the forest.

For the sake of fucking, fuck the boy.
Shoot the boy, take the puppies.
Eat the puppies.
Take the forest.

Fuck. Does this mean I have to get divorced again so I can get married so I can get divorced again????

Fuck. Does this mean I have to get divorced again so I can get married so I can get divorced again????

King city. This is the life.

King city. This is the life.

Oh Cool, Just chilling up here. You know, the closer you are to the sun, the sooner you get BROOOWNNNN!!!!

Oh Cool, Just chilling up here.  You know, the closer you are to the sun, the sooner you get BROOOWNNNN!!!!

This may or may not be a boyfriend situation. I can’t really tell.

This may or may not be a boyfriend situation. I can’t really tell.

Look boyfriends!!! a parade just for yous.
Found this in a mansion at a wedding in a pit of filth.

Look boyfriends!!! a parade just for yous.

Found this in a mansion at a wedding in a pit of filth.