
I forgot all about my locust boyfriends.
Drop the shorts, keep the mask.

Meet my new neighbor.
Can a machine be a boyfriend? Can a boyfriend be a machine? Because i pay my boyfriend machine, does that make him a prostitute? Can a prostitute be a boyfriend? Can i have another?
It’s that time of the month boyfriends.
Skip on down to Market and Polk to the ol’ Hot Spot for some sexy menz tonight.
I will be back on door after leaving early last month due to a toofache! I feel better now, but be sure to buy me some whiskey, just in case it starts hurting again! And if you come tell me you saw it on Oh Look It’s My New Boyfriend!
Until then!
I usually don’t like boyfriends with calves bigger than mine. But I suppose this time I’ll let it slide….through my hands while I’m lifting them above my head. CHA! BAM!

For the sake of fucking, fuck the boy.
Shoot the boy, take the puppies.
Eat the puppies.
Take the forest.
Fuck. Does this mean I have to get divorced again so I can get married so I can get divorced again????