Oh, look! It's my new boyfriend!
CHECK! THANKS BOYFRIEND!!!!

CHECK!  THANKS BOYFRIEND!!!!

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Ok ladies. It may seem that the boyfriends have been a little sparse lately. But, that’s cause they have all been saving their best for me
TONIGHT! Love Will Fix It ! Hot Spot 1414 Market btwn Polk and Van Ness!
Pay what you can/free till 11 and well...

Ok ladies. It may seem that the boyfriends have been a little sparse lately. But, that’s cause they have all been saving their best for me

TONIGHT! Love Will Fix It ! Hot Spot 1414 Market btwn Polk and Van Ness!
Pay what you can/free till 11 and well worth $5 after.

Not only is this where all the sexy discerning men go tonight, until they Re drunk and undiscerning…. But tonight is my birthday célèbre! Mon fete! I will not be at the door and on the floor! So come get me a shot, it means you get one too! Or make out with me, boyfrinds.


Ps. Don’t forget, the other flyer! Bus station John’s tubesteak connection at aunt Charlie’s celebrates 8 years of making you boogie this coming Thursday! Come give him a big wet one and thank him for playing music that doesnt suck, and for rescuing us from a dark world of people we don’t want to be boyfriends with.

duh. for the boyfriends who are all over, i’ve got a m e s s a g e.

My boyfriend loves me and my girlfriends.

My boyfriend loves me and my girlfriends.

googled: Accidental boyfriends.

googled: Accidental boyfriends.

Sorry M. I had to share.

Sorry M.  I had to share.

DIVE DIVE DIVE!!!! MERMAID BOYFRIENDS BELOW!!!!

DIVE DIVE DIVE!!!!  MERMAID BOYFRIENDS BELOW!!!!

YYYEAAAAAHHHHHH BOYFRIENDDDD Get on that BART and come VISIT MEEEE

YYYEAAAAAHHHHHH BOYFRIENDDDD Get on that BART and come VISIT MEEEE