Oh, look! It's my new boyfriend!
And here we have (another movie star) write in sent via e-mail from our dear contributor who is still afloat on the Mississippi. You may call her a river rat, but she’ll punch you and inform you that she is indeed a mermaid, so fuck off.
Her next job...

And here we have (another movie star) write in sent via e-mail from our dear contributor who is still afloat on the Mississippi.  You may call her a river rat, but she’ll punch you and inform you that she is indeed a mermaid, so fuck off.

Her next job may be working on the Josh Brolin Suck Ranch, I mean, Stud Ranch.  I mean…horse farm?

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