Oh, look! It's my new boyfriend!
Ok, Ok. I know I know. This dude is not really my boyfriend.
He is too “Gym Bod Beefcake” for me. The kinda guy who is huge..but is a pencil pusher.
Gimme some meat with some PURPOSE….anyway…I digress.
I know…He even has chin straps, BUT I repeat! He...

Ok, Ok. I know I know.  This dude is not really my boyfriend.
He is too “Gym Bod Beefcake” for me.  The kinda guy who is huge..but is a pencil pusher. 
Gimme some meat with some PURPOSE….anyway…I digress.
I know…He even has chin straps, BUT I repeat!  He is NOT my boyfriend….
…However, his record collection is.  And whenever there is a dick near records…it’s really rude to not share.

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