Oh, look! It's my new boyfriend!
My ex-boyfriend and I had to break up cause he started turning into a gym rat and wanted to cover all his exposed wood in his cabin with stucko walls, canary yellow.
The worst was when we realized he couldn’t touch his toes when I bent him over…cause...

My ex-boyfriend and I had to break up cause he started turning into a gym rat and wanted to cover all his exposed wood in his cabin with stucko walls, canary yellow. 
The worst was when we realized he couldn’t touch his toes when I bent him over…cause he was too beefy….

But that beard got me everytime. I must admit it was kinda hard to walk away from.

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